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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.