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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!