What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...