What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.