What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.