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What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."