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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.