What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

She's the only one with a blue box.