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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.