What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

Hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.