Tequila Mockingbird
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Just Juan.
Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.