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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Neo Jokes More Neo Jokes

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...