What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Neo Jokes More Neo Jokes

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe