What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD