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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD