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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

Oranges.

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD