What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity