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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Juan vs. Juan

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...