What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan