What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record