Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!