Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.