Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.