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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.