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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism