Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.