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Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.