Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!