A LexiCon
Condescending
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
One's a pro, and one's a con.
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
Ear we go!
Daeshcams
Cell phones.
Ew.
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
A condescending con descending.
Because they all had a tare
It's scales!
Treeson
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
Vesicular Basalt
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.