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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.