How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.