Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.