What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!