Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.