Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....