Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....