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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....