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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....