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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....