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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.