How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.