How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!