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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!