What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What did you do today?

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!