Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.