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Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!