Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

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Ho, ho, ho!

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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Throw me a frickin bone here.

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We throw away the rappers.

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In a nest-cafe!

Who's there! Alceste! Alceste who?

Alceste to meet him later!

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.