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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

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MyHeritage.com

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He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.