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Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

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What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Hos Jokes More Hos Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Paris Hilton Jokes More Paris Hilton Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!