Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"