Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.