What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.