What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!