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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!