What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.