What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!