U2 Fan Jokes

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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He wanted to buy stock options.

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Miracle whip.

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Barbers.

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.