U2 Fan Jokes

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.