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Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
They both came in a little behind.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Because their mother was in a jam!
You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
None. They can't climb the ladder.
A Freudian Sleep.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
A ladder in her stocking!
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.