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Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!