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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage