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Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit