Unscrew Jokes

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Pregnant Girlfriend Jokes More Pregnant Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.