What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie