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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.