Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

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What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper