Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

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The same middle name.

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With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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The same middle name.

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!