Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Why ever not?

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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