Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

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What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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He might Peek at Chu!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Where were you born?

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.