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Toilet Bowl Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What do you call an electronic bowl?

Ebowla