Toilet Bowl Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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To find Pooh!

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Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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Because he might peek at chu.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)