Toilet Bowl Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

Scrotum Jokes More Scrotum Jokes

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!