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Toilet Bowl Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Scrotum Jokes More Scrotum Jokes

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.