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Toilet Bowl Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

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What do you call an electronic bowl?

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What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.