Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!