Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out