Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd