How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.