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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!