How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible