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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible