How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!