How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.