How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible