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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

February Jokes More February Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.