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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days