Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial