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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.