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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

All of them.

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.