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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.