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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."