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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."