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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go