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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

How do people with acid reflux complain?

Errr mer GERD

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.