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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...