Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go