Relativity Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

Penguin Favorite Relative Jokes More Penguin Favorite Relative Jokes

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

What's a penguins favorite relative?

His Aunt Artica!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Variable Jokes More Variable Jokes

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.