Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

San Jokes More San Jokes

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.