Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
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He married his cousin.
Damn, son. It's about time!
It was a litterbug.
They're insects.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
The variables aren't necessarily related.
Student: A variable who don't need no man
An account*ant*.
An antphibian.
There's Google.
Immigrants
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
Poop in the specimen cup.
They are all below "C level".
His Aunt Artica!
His Aunt Arctica
