Relativity Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Dataset Jokes More Dataset Jokes

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in a while.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo