What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.