What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.