What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells