Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

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Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.