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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.