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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the Bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.