What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years