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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.