What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.