A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Sonic the eggnog.
The execution
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Tall stories!
Because they called it garbage.
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
Absolutely nun
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
A library, because it has so many stories.