What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"