Old Joke Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Funny Joke Jokes More Funny Joke Jokes

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.