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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes?

A historepost.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives