Old Joke Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...