Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
The human race.
X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/
A historepost.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The first one written
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Because they love nitpicking.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
It's 0K.
You can get cereal without nuts.
At least Ebola will finish me off
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
You have an oxident.
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
His prime-mate!
