Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
The human race.
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A historepost.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The first one written
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Prime mates
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Michael Jackson
Remorse code
You can say sorry at a funeral.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
I don't know
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Because clams are shelf-ish.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
He had loco motives