Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
The human race.
X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/
A historepost.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The first one written
Rare.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Prime mates
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
A PDFile.
Jose and Hose B
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
You have an oxident.
Chasing parked cars.
Empty Magazines.
Because he's married.
No, you cantaloupe.
