Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What are the most useless items ever invented?

Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend