Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend
The government worker says: "That's mollasified."
A truant!
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
Terri-fried!
Why* would you like fries with that
A philosorapper
A Myfeetasaur
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
See you on the flip side.
The first one usually gets screwed up.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Everywhere!
Now, both have an oscar.
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.