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Syrup Jokes

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.