Syrup Jokes

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything.

Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes More Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Tap Jokes More Tap Jokes

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.