Syrup Jokes

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.