What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.