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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.