What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.