Patio Furniture
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
Because it got fired!
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Patio furniture.