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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.