Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

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Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo