Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

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Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.