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Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

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Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!