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Hippos Jokes

Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it!