Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!