Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.