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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.