Holy Crap Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.