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Holy Crap Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Love Card

Love Card

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.