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Holy Crap Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From, posted by

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser