Holy Crap Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.