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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.