Holy Crap Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From, posted by

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.