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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.