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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.