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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What do /r/jokes and the human centipede have in common?

They both recycle.

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor