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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.