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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.