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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*