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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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He wax off.

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When it turns into a driveway.

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Citrus down.

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They want to finish before it's cool.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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The whole thing was a gas.

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Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What's Ron Jeremy's favorite shape?

Erectangle

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!